This one is for the all the girls!!
I found this pinned up on the bulletin board at work and it made me laugh. I know a couple girls' that could use a laugh and thought maybe this could help. SO I'm passing it on...
The why's of men????
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius!

Why don't men blink during sex?
They don't have time

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
They refuse to stop and ask directions

Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
cos their balls fall over their bum and they vapor lock...

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!

Why did god create man before woman?
You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.

How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
Don't know, its never happened

Why did god put men on earth?
 BECAUSE A VIBRATOR CAN'T MOW THE LAWN!!!!

Well I hope this cracked a smirk or two!